Read it carefully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> there's nothing like concept of evolution,its just a list of creatures Rajinikanth allowed to live
>>when Rajinikanth does push-ups,he isn't lifting himself up..actually,he is pushing the earth down..
>>Rajnikanth's new email id is yahoo@Rajinikanth.com
>>Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid,as a result small pox was eradicated..
>>Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth,and boils the water with his rage..
>>once Rajinikanth ordered a plate of idili in McDonald's and he even got it!!!!!
>>Rajinikanth can strangle one with cordless phone
>>Rajinikanth never wet his bed when he was a child,The bed wet itself in fear
>>Rajinikanth can delete recycle bin..
>>Rajinikanth doesnot move with speed of light,light moves at his speed......
>>Google wont find Rajinikanth,he will find Google..
>>Rajinikanth leaves the message before the beep..
>>Rajinikanth has already been to mars so there's no sign of life their..
>>The statement "nobody can cheat death" is an insult to Rajinikanth..Rajini cheats and fools death every day..
>>Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
>>Rajinikanth is the champion of game "hide and seek" as no one can hide from him..
>> once a cobra bit Rajinikanth's leg by mistake,after 5 days of excruciating pain ,The cobra died!!!!!!
>>Rajinikanth gave Monalisa that smile..
>>Rajinikanth goes to court not to get sentence but the sentence The judge himself..!!!!
friends....... found this in a news paper too much funny to read...
read and enjoy( certainly intention is good!!!! :-))
eyebrows raised by Rajini lovers??? ehhh? me myself his big fan in terms of his generiousity and charity....long live Rajinikanth.......:-)

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